It may take some reading to find the reason for this title – Champagne on the rocks – I’ll come to this later……
We always seem to be celebrating something or entertaining someone. The river Lot has us in its grasp from the 15th July when bro Robert has a 70th birthday celebration. It’s now September 25th and we are stuck on it waiting for rain to fall on the Pyrenees so that the waters of the river Garonne rise high enough for us to get across it and back to the rest of the canal system. We are at Aiguillon which is a nice town with a good mooring and free facilities (Electricity and water) and two markets each week. Aiguillon is situated at the confluence of the two rivers. The weather is gorgeous and our last visitors, James and Cherry Liell, enjoy a day-trip upstream to Clairac and back – just 14kms in all. For James and me it's a big reunion and the first real contact since their wedding ten years ago. We drink a great deal of wine, eat lots of Lucie’s food and are taken out for a slap up dinner at their hotel in town the night before their departure – all good fun and far too short.
Then there's my surprise birthday celebration on Sunday 15th sept – organised by Lucie – with Chris and Scioban Nunn and their friends Patric and Anne whom we met when we stayed at the Nunns. On this trip we go from Castelmoron to Clairac and back. I will be describing this later but it is rather embarrassing.
At Rob’s party – another famous family song.

But let’s be clear about this, the great party – Rob’s 70th- is why we sailed up the Lot in the first place and although we are now stuck on it, as already explained, starting with his party and thereafter we have a simply marvelous time. We will be coming back next year, all being well.
The house hired for the party is easily large enough to accommodate all guests including sister Judy Rytina , brought to us by courtesy of Ryan Air Gatwick – Toulouse and a jointly hired car. Much is made of the house pool and terrace where we launch into a great lunch with a startling amount of bubbly and Lovely food from Nicola and Lucie too. Here we meet Chris and Scioban Nunn who found the house for hire, quite near to them. I do my best to accompany Rob’s family who have created a ditty about the "old lad". Judy, Lucie and I do our best with a silly monologue about his life so far, need I say more? We all might well rehearse just a little more but there's no chance of that. It's the best of fun anyway.

Sister Judy, sadly without Jerry who is still recovering from a stroke, poor chap. He would have loved it.
Following this lunch, a good warm up before the planned dinner at the Poule au Pot auberge at ………….. nearby, We arrive there, unsurprisingly late, having dropped off at the Nunns delightful house in ……… for a quick glass of early evening bubbly in their garden. We are already pushing the senses a bit by then but amazingly ready to eat what is yet to come. There, outside under the cherry trees and lanterns our table for 16 is already set, complete with a pile of plates at each setting all of which are to be used - A novel idea - I thought. A broth to start, then a Gizier salad – the best I’ve ever tasted, then a huge portion of traditional homemade foie gras to share amongst too few, I guess. But I do my best and help to eat it – quite a lot actually. Delicious! A liberal sprinkling of both red and white wine. Then the main course for which there is a choice of Lamb or Duck, then the cheese course and pud too followed by coffee and …... Delightfully served by an intelligent waitress and the Madame overseeing. God knows how we all get home in one piece but we do and even then we go partying at the house until……. getting to know each other and ……. Judy, Lucie and I are up early next day and off after breakfast to prepare for the boat trip which is to follow…….It's a delightfully damaging few days m’thinks.
George and Sue, our friends on Vertrouwen kindly offer to take half the party - we are technically both licensed to take a maximum of 8 people, so both boats take the lot up the Lot, (sorry), as far as allowed. This is a 16 km trip there and back. A gentle days outing starting and finishing at St. Sylvestre. A picnic lunch prepared by the girls. A beautiful sunny day and a swim somewhere, lashed together somewhere midstream. Fantastic, despite the warning about snakes! Time to recover from the bashing the night before.
You will be wondering, I'm sure, what it is on my birthday trip that embarrasses me. Well you see, our surprise guests bring several bottles of champagne which we all drink as we proceed down the Lot from Castelmoron towards our destination at Clairac where we have a picnic in mind. As Captain of our boat, I should have known better and I am ashamed to say that I was ...er distracted enough by the general "bonhomie" that was going on, to make a "disastrous" navigational blunder.
Lunch on the rocks
As we approach Clairac in the downstream direction we see a magnificent stone arched bridge. The arch on the extreme left is the only one marked for boats to enter. The other much bigger arches, unusually - I have to say in my defence - have no signs at all. Not even a red one. The reason for this peculiarity does not occur to the unwary until it is too late and they find themselves being guided to the Lock. I should know better because I have steered this very course before. But having gone through this arch I decided to round the marker buoy on my right and direct the boat to the quay at Clairac on our right, quite forgetting the purpose of this marker buoy which was to stop mariners from sailing onto the underwater rocks.
It was a bad move. Body and Soul suddenly grinds to a slithery halt on what appears to be a flat stone wall. We are well and truly stuck! No need for mooring ropes here, I think, so after much heaving and shoving with the barge pole - which snaps - we decide to ring George and Sue on Vertrouwen who drop everything to come to our rescue. They are about an hour upstream of us.
By this time there is a dozen or more "Frenchies", gawping at us from the bridge high above us and shouting advice. What do we do? We decide, much to their amazement, to do what the French always do- just like the English stop for tea, the French always stop for lunch. So, whilst we await our galant rescuer's arrival, we sit down for our lunch and, dare I say it, some more bubbly.
It takes several attempts to pull her off and one of the French audience must have rung the Pompiers who in turn must have rung the river men who eventually turn up just after the last- attempt to pull her off succeeded. Anyway we all laughed a lot, mainly at my expense I have to say.
Patrick at the tiller.
There is a rather obvious moral to this story, - best left unsaid! The rest of the trip is uneventful in comparison but I'm pretty sure everyone will remember "champagne on the rocks" and how very enjoyable it was. Thanks for coming!